Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.