I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Quote by Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Blood's not thicker than money.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...