I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of the possible; creativity is the art of the impossible.

Politics is the art of the possible; creativity is the art of the impossible.

Ive been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.

Ive been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.