Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Quote by Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...