If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...