I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and...
Nothing except possibly love and death are of importance, & even the importance of death...
Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
All things must change To something new, to something strange.