Quotes about Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

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