Quotes about Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

#Woody Allen