Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

The real problem with men- they can only think six inches into the future. The...

The real problem with men- they can only think six inches into the future. The...

The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust...

The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust...