Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Quote by Woody Allen

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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I am two with nature.

I am two with nature.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...