Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.