Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Quote by Woody Allen
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.