How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Quote by Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.