Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...