To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is…

Quote by Woody Allen

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

80% of success is showing up.

80% of success is showing up.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant...

Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant...