A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

Topics: Funny Quotes, Movies Quotes

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him...

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him...

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small...

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing...

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing...

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.