A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him...

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him...

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just...

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just...

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.