A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops...

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops...

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing...

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing...

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey...

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey...

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be...

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be...

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him...

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.