A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

Topics: Funny Quotes, Movies Quotes

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today....

In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today....

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be...

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be...

Revenge is sweet and not fattening

Revenge is sweet and not fattening

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what...

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

Self-plagiarism is style.

Self-plagiarism is style.