Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Marriage is the death of hope.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...