Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Quote by Woody Allen

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...

I am two with nature.

I am two with nature.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must...

We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must...

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.