Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Quote by Woody Allen

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...