Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Quote by Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.