Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
Marriage is the death of hope.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I am not the born; how can there be either birth or death for me?
I would fain die a dry death.