Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Quote by Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

What's the subject of life - to get rich? All of those fellows out there...

What's the subject of life - to get rich? All of those fellows out there...

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to...

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to...