Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
I am two with nature.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.