Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...
Freedom is a package deal - with it comes responsibilities and consequences