Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Quote by Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Winners do what losers don't want to do.
The higher your energy level, the more efficient your body. The more efficient your body,...
What you declare you will achieve.