Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Quote by Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Marriage is the death of hope.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...