Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Quote by Woody Allen
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I am two with nature.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.