There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Quote by Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.