If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
Marriage is the death of hope.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Never let a problem to be solved become more important than the person to be...
Only those who truly love and who are truly strong can sustain their lives as...
What all your sex desire is Sovereignty