If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
Marriage is the death of hope.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
And they that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, Lord,...
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if...