I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
Marriage is the death of hope.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.