I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
The wound is the place where the Light enters you.
The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write,...