A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote by Bob Hope

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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half...

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...