The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Quote by Bob Hope

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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.