The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Quote by Bob Hope

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature...

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature...

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.