I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,...
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning...