I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock...
Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts, Old age is slow in both.
Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...