I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...