I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.