A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Quote by Bob Hope
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.