You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
It is probable that there is no one thing that it is of eminent importance...
There was never an age in which useless knowledge was more important than our own.
And what's a life? - a weary pilgrimage, Whose glory in one day doth fill...
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....