You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice,...
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.