You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.