Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Quote by Bob Hope

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.