Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

How did I get to Hollywood? By train.

How did I get to Hollywood? By train.

Hollywood has always been a cage... a cage to catch our dreams.

Hollywood has always been a cage... a cage to catch our dreams.

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...