Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

We do not have a money problem in America. We have a values and priorities...

We do not have a money problem in America. We have a values and priorities...

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be...

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be...