Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

A woman has the age she deserves.

A woman has the age she deserves.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.