I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Quote by Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.