Quotes by Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

#Funny

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

#Funny

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

#Age, #Funny

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

#Age, #Funny

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

#Age, #Funny

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

#Funny, #Parents

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

#Funny, #Hollywood

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

#Funny, #Marriage

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

#Happiness

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

#Age, #Funny

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

#Humor

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

#Age, #Funny