If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Quote by Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...