If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Quote by Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...