If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: God Quotes

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but...

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but...

You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.