If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Quote by Bob Hope

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason....

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason....

A coxcomb is one whom simpletons believe to be a man of merit.

A coxcomb is one whom simpletons believe to be a man of merit.

The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy....

The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy....