If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it...

Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it...

The doves in this country and some of the media are the cause of fifty-some-odd-thousand...

The doves in this country and some of the media are the cause of fifty-some-odd-thousand...