Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at...
Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.