Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Ambition is the ecclesiastical lust.
I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God.
Dancing is a sweat job.