If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

The old notion that children are the private property of parents dies very slowly. In...

The old notion that children are the private property of parents dies very slowly. In...

People say to me, ''You were a roaring success. How did you do it?'' I...

People say to me, ''You were a roaring success. How did you do it?'' I...