I have to much money invested in sweaters.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Money Quotes

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to...

Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to...

It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to hopes...

It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to hopes...

The girl who can't dance says the band can't play

The girl who can't dance says the band can't play