I have to much money invested in sweaters.
Quote by Bob Hope
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful.
He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous...