When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

Quote by Bob Hope

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

We all know that the first bankers of the world Rothschilds are Jews; we know...

We all know that the first bankers of the world Rothschilds are Jews; we know...

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good,...

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good,...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy