And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Quote by Woody Allen
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I am two with nature.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.