And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Quote by Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.