I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want - the want of...
A penny saved is a penny earned.