I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism

It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance

It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance