A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote by Bob Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
My words are the kisses I wish Id said, but they say kisses dont last,...
You can't kiss an oil well.
The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the...