If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Quote by Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...