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when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

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when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

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There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

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The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

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The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

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Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

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The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

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Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

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[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

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Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...