when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did it
You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!
There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
The less you know, the sounder you sleep.
The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.
Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.
The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.
[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.
Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the the universe.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty… (read more)
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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