Quotes about Funny

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

#Funny, #lemons

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

#Funny

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

#Funny, #Girl, #Love

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

#Dead Man's Chest, #Females, #Funny

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

#Funny, #Knowledge, #Russian Proverbs

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

#Funny, #Humor, #Truth

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

#Funny, #Music

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

#America, #Funny

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

#Dating, #Funny, #Kissing

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

#Age, #Funny

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

#Funny, #Snow

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

#Funny, #Human Nature, #People