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when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...
#Funny
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#lemons
You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!
#Funny
There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.
#Funny
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#Girl
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#Love
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
#Dead Man's Chest
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#Females
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#Funny
The less you know, the sounder you sleep.
#Funny
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#Knowledge
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#Russian Proverbs
The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.
#Funny
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#Humor
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#Truth
Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.
#Funny
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#Music
The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
#Age
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#Funny
Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...
#Dating
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#Funny
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#Kissing
[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.
#America
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#Funny
Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.
#Funny
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#Snow
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...
#Funny
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#Human Nature
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#People
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...
#Funny
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#Girls
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
#Funny
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#Graduation
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
#Funny
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#People
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...
#Funny
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#People
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#Stupidity
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
#Funny
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#Love
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...
#Cute
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#Funny
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