Quotes about Funny

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

#Funny, #lemons

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

#Funny

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

#Funny, #Girl, #Love

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

#Dead Man's Chest, #Females, #Funny

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

#Funny, #Knowledge, #Russian Proverbs

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

#Funny, #Humor, #Truth

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

#Funny, #Music

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

#Funny, #People, #Stupidity

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

#Funny, #Girls

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

#Cute, #Funny

George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

#Funny, #Positive

You can tell a lot about a fellows character by the way he eats jelly...

#Character, #Funny, #People