You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.