You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Quote by Bob Hope

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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same...

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same...

Beauty is potent but money is omnipotent.

Beauty is potent but money is omnipotent.

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...