You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

(Mankind) is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good...

(Mankind) is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good...

Man cannot live by incompetence alone.

Man cannot live by incompetence alone.