“In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.Quote by Steven WrightTopics: Quotes about Steven WrightShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran...#Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.#Steven Wright