The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.

Quote by Steven Wright

Topics: Love Quotes

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand...

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand...

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on...

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on...

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

So, do you live around here often?

So, do you live around here often?

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I...

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I...

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy...

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy...

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I invented the cordless extension cord.