I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
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Woody Allen Quotes
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...