The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
80% of success is showing up.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
I am two with nature.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for...
I stay up late every night and realize that it was a bad idea every...