The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Quote by Woody Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...