A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Celebrity Quotes, Funny Quotes, Virginity Quotes

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

Drink to me.