A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.