A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.