“As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.Quote by Woody AllenTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about GodShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.#Funny, #Teacher
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it...#Funny, #Optimism
Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...#Funny, #It Is What It Is, #Pregnancy
