If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Quote by Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is...
In this awfully stupendous manner, at which Reason stands aghast, and Faith herself is half...