If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
I am two with nature.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.