If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: God Quotes

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

What a Day may bring a Day may take away.

What a Day may bring a Day may take away.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be...

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be...