Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

80% of success is showing up.

80% of success is showing up.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

Parents should conduct their arguments in quiet, respectful tones, but in a foreign language. You'd...

Parents should conduct their arguments in quiet, respectful tones, but in a foreign language. You'd...

One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.

One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.