What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And...
The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you...