What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...