What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
I find it an effort to keep up appearances.
I never go out unless I look like