What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I am two with nature.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.