I am two with nature.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.