I am two with nature.

Quote by Woody Allen

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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Those whose suffering is due to love are, as we say of certain invalids, their...

Those whose suffering is due to love are, as we say of certain invalids, their...

I adore himï¿½ I have never been so happy. I have real love.

I adore himï¿½ I have never been so happy. I have real love.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...