I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Woody Allen Quotes

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

80% of success is showing up.

80% of success is showing up.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Success comes down to hard work plus passion, over time. If you work really, really...

Success comes down to hard work plus passion, over time. If you work really, really...